I had kept it secret till now but I won 150 million worth of British pound in a lottey that I didn't even enter, I turned it down being I'm already a multi millionaire.
Just yesterday I was on a ladder, paintbrush in hand, blankety blank cell phone rings, I fumble around getting the phone out of my pocket, some yoyo tells me I'm an instant winner of a thousand dollar Wally World shopping spree. I asked the kid if he thoyght I really was dumb enough to believe that and where did you get my cell number? He hung up.
Ok, now if you guys are dumb enough to believe that I really am a multi millonaire, then you'll believe anything.

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